Now that I am beginning a semi-solid diet again, I am tempted to write about the array of Netflix shows I watched whilst curled on the floor of my bathroom, wrapped in a blanket, suffering from some sort of pre-school incubated E-bola. Sounds fun, right?
Thank God for Netflix because I watched at least 12 […]
Having children changes your life in many ways, some glorious and some not so much. As someone who slept on the bathroom floor last night reeling from some sort of sticky-fingered-pre-school virus, I am aware of the non-glorious today.
Surprisingly, a tile floor is uncomfortable even with a sleeping bag. I guess it’s a good thing […]
Kids, I would like talk about an epidemic raging through my house. Alcohol and domain registration don’t mix, one minute you think of something semi-witty to register and the next you are half-wittedly registering things like “hermitwhimsy.” And while the initial registration can be cheap, oh the savings! They get you on the renewals…damn rent!
Four out of five dentists prefer Trident and three out of four people in my house have vomitted in the past week.
I visited my sister last weekend. This was the first trip I have taken alone in several years, I was expecting a blissful, quiet drive. It was quiet, but 50 mile an […]
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