Perhaps it is the diet of Saltine crackers I have been consuming for the past 2 days or maybe it’s because the Grinch’s heart has yet to grow but could my son be in a conspiracy to drive me crazy?
Though always eager to be helpful in words, the actions tend to be more of […]
Why is it that my bed is considered the ideal place to build a fort? Curling up all cozy into bed and then finding a sharp lego protruding from the sheets isn’t exactly the best treatment for insomnia. Which reminds me, what happens to legos when kids grow up, is there a lego graveyard somewhere? […]
I don’t know why that phrase bothers me so much and it’s not exactly used very often. I don’t like it when people say goose pimples either. I can tolerate goose bumps. I don’t know what I would prefer people to use, I just know what I don’t like.
Some say the earth and the heavens were created in 7 days. It took me a lot longer to get this blog up and running. I would like to thank Google for always being there to answer questions like, “what is a widget.” They are not, in fact, caucasian little-people nor are they the imaginary […]
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