I usually have my “look how cute my kids are” Christmas card printed by Snapfish. I am not sure why I chose the “pick up at Walmart” option. In my beady little brain I wasn’t thinking that Walmart would actually be doing the printing. I picked them up and sort of glanced […]
Having children changes your life in many ways, some glorious and some not so much. As someone who slept on the bathroom floor last night reeling from some sort of sticky-fingered-pre-school virus, I am aware of the non-glorious today.
Surprisingly, a tile floor is uncomfortable even with a sleeping bag. I guess it’s a good thing […]
Kids, I would like talk about an epidemic raging through my house. Alcohol and domain registration don’t mix, one minute you think of something semi-witty to register and the next you are half-wittedly registering things like “hermitwhimsy.” And while the initial registration can be cheap, oh the savings! They get you on the renewals…damn rent!
I fear clutter. I find watching Hoarders and Hoarding:Buried Alive (they have subtle differences you know) cathartic and motivational to clean and to organize. I try to keep my sentimental things stored away carefully and with two children I try not so save every post-it note drawing, though it is tempting. I […]
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