Perhaps it is the diet of Saltine crackers I have been consuming for the past 2 days or maybe it’s because the Grinch’s heart has yet to grow but could my son be in a conspiracy to drive me crazy?
Though always eager to be helpful in words, the actions tend to be more of […]
Having children changes your life in many ways, some glorious and some not so much. As someone who slept on the bathroom floor last night reeling from some sort of sticky-fingered-pre-school virus, I am aware of the non-glorious today.
Surprisingly, a tile floor is uncomfortable even with a sleeping bag. I guess it’s a good thing […]
We all prepare ourselves for the inevitable moment when we realize that we have turned into our parents, but I was thrown for a loop when I realized that my son is turning into me. I will admit that I have passed on some less than admirable qualities to my son. We both tend to […]
Four out of five dentists prefer Trident and three out of four people in my house have vomitted in the past week.
I visited my sister last weekend. This was the first trip I have taken alone in several years, I was expecting a blissful, quiet drive. It was quiet, but 50 mile an […]
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