If you were born prior to 1980 and come across a John Candy movie you have never seen nor heard of, you can probably rest assured that it is a terrible movie. I had Going Berserk in my Netflix queue for some time, it should have stayed there far away from my eye balls.
I usually have my “look how cute my kids are” Christmas card printed by Snapfish. I am not sure why I chose the “pick up at Walmart” option. In my beady little brain I wasn’t thinking that Walmart would actually be doing the printing. I picked them up and sort of glanced […]
Now that I am beginning a semi-solid diet again, I am tempted to write about the array of Netflix shows I watched whilst curled on the floor of my bathroom, wrapped in a blanket, suffering from some sort of pre-school incubated E-bola. Sounds fun, right?
Thank God for Netflix because I watched at least 12 […]
Perhaps it is the diet of Saltine crackers I have been consuming for the past 2 days or maybe it’s because the Grinch’s heart has yet to grow but could my son be in a conspiracy to drive me crazy?
Though always eager to be helpful in words, the actions tend to be more of […]
Having children changes your life in many ways, some glorious and some not so much. As someone who slept on the bathroom floor last night reeling from some sort of sticky-fingered-pre-school virus, I am aware of the non-glorious today.
Surprisingly, a tile floor is uncomfortable even with a sleeping bag. I guess it’s a good thing […]
Kids, I would like talk about an epidemic raging through my house. Alcohol and domain registration don’t mix, one minute you think of something semi-witty to register and the next you are half-wittedly registering things like “hermitwhimsy.” And while the initial registration can be cheap, oh the savings! They get you on the renewals…damn rent!
Why is it that my bed is considered the ideal place to build a fort? Curling up all cozy into bed and then finding a sharp lego protruding from the sheets isn’t exactly the best treatment for insomnia. Which reminds me, what happens to legos when kids grow up, is there a lego graveyard somewhere? […]
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