Some say the earth and the heavens were created in 7 days. It took me a lot longer to get this blog up and running. I would like to thank Google for always being there to answer questions like, “what is a widget.” They are not, in fact, caucasian little-people nor are they the imaginary manufactured item in Econ class. I have learned so much.
Picture, if you will, the scene in Zoolander (a fine film) where they are jumping up and down like primates banging on the computer to get the files that are “in the computer,” and you have a basic image of how this blog was created.
I never intended to start a cartoon blog. I am not a cartoonist, clearly from my rudimentary drawings. I have always been punny (not puny but I am short) and the cartoons just sort of went with it all. I have fallen in love with Marjorie and Evan and I want to unleash them upon the world.
I would also like to thank all of those who helped preview the blog and answer dumb questions like, “is it ok to use this word press thing.”
It has been a long day and as I make my blog debut I hope that all of you had a better afternoon than I had. While I appreciate the advances in automotive safety that these new car seats offer, when one is trying to remove said car seat and one’s child has vomited profusely over said car seat and one is wrestling with the latch system with your face precariously close to said vomit, I swear a little bit.
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