Egads! I just saw an orange girl on TLC who is addicted to tanning. She looks like an old woman who is the shoe and she is 20 years old. It did not help that she is wearing an orange shirt, or maybe it’s a white shirt conveying the underlying orange-ess. Also, there is a girl eating chalk. Her boyfriend has circa 1992 Michael Bolton hair, I think she should focus on this problem first. Chalk should have some essential mineral content. TLC reality shows are usually too classy for me, I prefer my smut smutty, but I am intrigued by the plight of the orange girl.
This evening we enjoyed the fine Trader Joe wine, “Matthew Fox” a Shiraz that was not too medicinal. I don;t buy wine that costs more than $8 a bottle, this was probably $5.99. Plus, it sounds like an 80’s movie star combination of MJ Fox and Matthew Broderick, which is a plus in my world.